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Donna's Condom Store 
Sung to the tune of:
Oob La Di, Oob La Da by The Beatles    |  Play Music  |

Donna opened up a brand new condom store,
Set it up right there on her front lawn,
She invited every man from every town,
She said "Come over and I'll help you try one on."

One for you, one for me, fun for all - yeah!
Welcome to my condom store.
I will find one that fits, guaranteed - yeah!
Welcome to my condom store.

Well men were lining up the whole day long,
There were many happy grunts and groans,
Donna found a perfect fit for every man,
The only problem was that no one would go home.

One for you, one for me, fun for all - yeah!
Welcome to my condom store.
I will find one that fits, guaranteed - yeah!
Welcome to my condom store.

Well within three days there were hundreds of men around,
Every single man standing in her yard,
had only a condom on.

Well Donna knew she had a problem then,
What to do with all those naked men,
There was only one solution that she liked,
And so she tried those condoms on the men again.

One for you, one for me, fun for all - yeah!
Welcome to my condom store.
I will find one that fits, guaranteed - yeah!
Welcome to my condom store.

Well it took a while,
But she knew that it had to end,
Every single man standing in her yard,
She'd have to get rid of them.

So Donna made a phone call to a friend,
Said she needed help to clear the store,
Every single man took off in seconds flat,
When that Lorena Bobbitt walked in through the door.

One for you, one for me, fun for all - yeah!
Welcome to my condom store.
I will find one that fits, guaranteed - yeah!
Welcome to my condom store.

So if you need a condom,
Head out to Donna's store.


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