I say, yay Viagra!
Comin' right at ya,
How's about poppin' somethin' up for me.

I'm in love with Viagra,
Comin' right at ya,
How's about poppin' somethin' up for me.

You know the younger girls think I'm over the hill,
But I'm takin' me that little blue pill,
They haven't seen what I can be,
So grab the saddle horn babe, come a-ridin' with me.

(I say now) yay Viagra!
Comin' right at ya,
How's about poppin' somethin' up for me.

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Take it boys, oh yeah, boogie woogie for me baby...

(You know I) used to hang limp now my pickle's a dill,
'Cause I got a lift, that magical pill,
I had a dead twig, have to agree,
But now I'm askin' the girls, wanna climb on my tree.

(I say now) yay Viagra!
Comin' right at ya,
How's about poppin' somethin' up for me.

Musical break
Play a round girls. Groovey, dig that piany...

(I had a) stubborn limpy twig, well I have to agree,
But now I'm standin' strong as a tree,
Come over girl, sit on my knee,
Well do you have enough grits, take a ride with me?

Yay Viagra!
Comin' right at ya,
How's about poppin' somethin' up for me,
Thank you for poppin' Johnny up for me,
Thank you for makin' somethin' out of...

That little pill,
It made a monster,
Out of limpy ol' me.