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New Blow-Up Doll
Sung to the tune of:
Red Rubber Ball    |  Play Music  |

You didn't know,
How happy I could be,
You believed I'd always run to you,
To satisfy my needs,
Your conclusions are delusions,
Now they're gonna fall,
I'm sorry dear but twice a year's no good to me at all.

I have found the perfect woman now,
Doesn't need no alcohol,
And she'll do anything at all,
My new blow-up doll.

I never dreamed,
That I'd bid you adieu,
Especially for another girl,
Just as cold as you,
But it doesn't matter now,
'Cause she's the one for me,
Never has a headache or some other dumb excuse.

I have found the perfect woman now,
Doesn't need no alcohol,
And she'll do anything at all,
My new blow-up doll.

It's time to say farewell,
And go our separate ways,
I love my special girl,
She listens and obeys,
Your hurt feelings, couldn't fix,
If even I had dared,
Now I have a lady who can always be repaired.

I have found the perfect woman now,
Doesn't need no alcohol,
And she'll do anything at all,
My new blow-up doll.

(I say) I've found the perfect woman now,
Doesn't need no alcohol,
And she'll do anything at all,
My new blow-up doll.



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