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Counting Bottles
What comes after sixteen?

One, two, three, four,
Someone's laying on the floor,
Five, six, seven, eight,
Drinkin' beer he doesn't hate,
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve,
No more liquor on the shelves,
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen,
I'm too drunk to write anymore.











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