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Limericks for Limerick Lovers - Online Limericks Page 1
Everyone needs a little rhyme in their life


Tim's Full Computer
Now Tim was the Hilton's first born,
At eighteen he was firmly forewarned,
Take a girl to your room,
You'll be beat with the broom,
So he filled up his PC with porn.




Clever Knot of Mine
A limerick that's clever in rhyme,
Stands up to the pure test of time,
I stand as the martyr,
For all the non-starters,
Those limericks I'm forced to call mine.




Agatha Fitch
The female of dogs is a bitch,
So says cranky Agatha Fitch,
I'd like to tell her,
She wears the same fur,
But it's safer to just call her witch.


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