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Just Being Me
It's polite to say thank you

I held the door wide open,
She didn't even thank me,
So me, just being me, I guess,
I asked her if she'd spank me.

Fits of rage came suddenly,
So angry, thick and vile,
But me, just being me, I guess,
I thought I saw her smile.

I showed her where the spankin',
I'd like it to take place,
And me, just being me, I guess,
I showed it to her face.

She screamed, she yelled, so crazily,
I thought she'd lost her mind,
But me, just being me, I guess,
Just patted my behind.

Still no spankin' came to be,
It seems she was remiss,
So me, just being me, I guess,
Suggested there she kiss.

Oh so swiftly, that it came,
(It happened very quick),
T'was she, just being she, I guess,
One mighty, swinging kick.

I used to have two testicles,
Right where they should be,
Now I, just being me, I guess,
Speak softly, in a different key.



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