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Top 10 Lies Told by Children
Why do you always blame everything on me?

10 - "I only had one piece."  a.k.a., "I didn't know we had that!"

9 - "I feel sick today."  (Lie always occurs on a school day.)

8 - "(Someone) gave that to me - for keeps."

7 - "I cleaned my room."  (Unspoken: 'and there's nothing under the bed.')

6 - "I don't have any homework."  a.k.a., "I forgot my homework."

5 - "Maybe (someone else) broke it."

4 - "Look! I ate all my vegetables!" i.e., "Look! The dog is smiling!"

3 - "I'm thirsty."  (Told at bed-time; usually triggers, "I have to pee.")

2 - "I didn't do it."

1 - "No."


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