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How Much Wood? How Much Gas?
We all wonder about different things

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,
If a woodchuck would chuck wood?
He'd chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would,
If a woodchuck would chuck wood.

How much gas would a fat ass pass,
If a fat ass did pass gas?
It'd pass as much gas,
As the fat ass has,
If a fat ass did pass gas.



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