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Housekeeper Wanted
Can you be a French Maid?

Looking for work? I have a position,
I need a good maid with a free disposition.

There's no toilet cleaning, no windows of course,
In fact there's no cleaning that will be enforced.

Refreshments provided, all the wine you can drink,
I don't even care if you know how to think.

All that's required is a cute, little nose,
Some French Maid attire - short skirt and white hose,

You must have long legs that are sexy and lean,
And be new to love-making, if you know what I mean,

You'll need to work nights every day of the week,
And when you take showers - well, I like to peek.

I don't think I'll hire a girl with a snore,
'Cause we'll be sleeping together, like spoons in a drawer,

Ten thousand per week for a maid extra friendly,
And a nice, big fat bonus for flexible-bendy.

If you think you're up for this hot-maid position,
Apply in person to perform your audition,

The maid to be hired - I'll call when I know,
Interviews should be finished in a few years or so.

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