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Menage est Trois
Sung to the tune of:
Happy Together by The Turtles    |  Play Music  |

Imagine me and you, and Sue,
Together we make three in all,
Menage est trois,
I think about it day and night,
It feels so right,
We're lumped all together.

So can I call her up, don't mind,
I'll tell her it's menage est trois,
and we'll be kind,
Imagine how the world could be,
with three behinds,
All bumping together.

When I'm with you all I can think is two girls,
should be the law,
One two three me taking both girls for a whirl,
Menage est trois!

Love you so, although,
We need another star you know,
Our little show,
If Sue is not the girl you like,
Well that's all right,
There's Lisa or Heather.

I want to play today, okay,
Can't wait another single day,
It's just delay,
Let's put a mirror overhead, prepare the bed,
And put on some leather.

When I'm with you all I can think is two girls,
should be the law,
One two three me taking both girls for a whirl,
Menage est trois!

Please don't think I'm rude,
I'm always in this horny mood, I'm just a dude,
We'll play a little rope the nude,
The two of you,
I'll tie up together.

When I'm with you all I can think is two girls,
should be the law,
One two three me taking both girls for a whirl,
Menage est trois!

Think of this, idea,
We'll gather Lisa, Sue and you,
and Heather too,
Kate, Hannah, Ellie, Grace and Lynn,
Michelle and Jen,
Menaging together,
It's twelve all together,
We're lumped all together,
All bumping together,
Especially with Heather,
We're all wearing leather,
Menaging together,
Menaging together,
Menaging together,
Menaging together,
Menaging together,
Menaging together.

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